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Hannaford DetaineeThink you can handle a move to a big city such as (insert big city name here) from your little town of (insert little town name here)? Think again. Things here won’t be like (insert little… yeah you get the idea). Where once you had good, old-fashioned, pitchfork mobs, you now have police... who actually do their jobs. Where the horse-drawn carriages once clattered, crack dealers roam the streets (which may or may not be a bad thing for you). But there is one difference that will have you begging for the mercy of the banquet gods: there is not a single quiet restaurant at which to dine.Hannaford Detainee
Did you have your heart set on eating in pe
by ~onewingedangel
Death: Bad for Your HealthDeath is like chicken: an integral part of life. Sadly, that is where their similarities end. Chicken, arguably the best food on earth, is tasty and gives feelings of foodly satisfaction. Death leaves no taste in your mouth (for obvious reasons) and tends to be rather bad for your health. But what is this “death,” other than an incredible yet troubling inability to consume fowl? Does it affect everyone? Is it permanent? These are trying questions, and I have chosen to undergo the awesome task of providing answers that you may seek.Death: Bad for Your Health
It used to be thought one was dead when they no longer had a pulse, but that was proven a poor meth
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Anti-Social BehaviorSo you’ve finally hit rock bottom in your respective social pool. Good for you. You have come to the realization that there is one absolute truth in the world: people suck big time. You seem to be at a loss, however. People are everywhere. You can’t avoid them, hard as you try. You could simply tell everyone off, but confrontations are such messy things, and much more work than is desired. But, fear not, for there is hope! Don’t quit your job and become a hermit. There are ways to continue your life as you see fit: without the added hassle of social interaction. There’s no need to drop out of school. Just follow these steps and you won’t haveAnti-Social Behavior
by ~onewingedangel
Life is Like...I am taking a stand, right here, right now! Life… is nothing like a box of chocolates! Nothing at all, I say! It’s much more like a game of Yahtzee. Yeah, you heard me, Yahtzee. I’m sure you know it. It’s a maddening game where the outcome is based largely on dumb luck. Maybe that’s why I hate that game so much: I have bad enough luck in life, and I don’t need said game to rub it in. So you have five dice in one hand and a cup in the other. Go ahead and throw those dice in there. Now just shake that cup around like a crazy person and see what turns up when you toss the dice on the ground. Does it sound boring to you? Don’t worry, that’s probaLife is Like...
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All That Drinking Got You
You liked to drink A little too much There was always a beer within reach I didn't understand
I was too young
I had experienced you drunk And I didn't even know it Understanding little Only that you weren't attentive to me I was confused It was Christmas There was a lot of family around So I didn't really think about it Just moved on Continued with the festivities
It was some time later
When I realized why you didn't respond to me A while after you health started f
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- Current Residence: Nowhere in heart.
- Interests: Stuff... fun stuff... hehe....
- Favourite movie: Constantine (w00t)
- Favourite band or musician: A Perfect Circle, Within Temptation, Cradle of Filth, Kill Hannah *sniper hearts are hott*
- Favourite genre of music: I hear crazy people......
- Shell of choice: I prefer boxes myself.
- Skin of choice: Oh, I could be bad here...
- Favourite game: Anything RPG or amusingly violent
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- Favourite cartoon character: Foamy the Squirrel, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and.. GIR!
- Personal Quote: "How are chickens and humans alike? It's the bones that make them crunchy..."
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anyways enough of my griping.
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Traditional Marriage according to the Holy Bible: "If a man rapes a virgin and gets caught, he must pay 50 pieces of silver to her father, and then marry her" That's $1500 today! Adjusted for inflation.
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Please,please buy my new book [link] featuring tattooed and pierced girls I have met through Myspace
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"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
How have you been?
Long time no see....
"...That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away... and you have their shoes..."
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Although the heart is noble-minded the exterior surface is served like a snob.
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quod me nutrit me destruit
ah well...I bite her better than you do anyway.
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If we're all going to hell in a hand basket, we may as well make it a party on the way down. -James St. James
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